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Whammers!

Got to cafe 5 mins before they opened, narrowly beating ‘alternative medicine’ dude who smokes like an effing chimney and who’s been stealing my spot for the last two months. Ha!

Also, I’ve forgotten to update on this lately, but the tally stands at 11 total submissions of six different stories, which have resulted in four rejections.

What should I do when I get accepted? Maybe I should start planning. Thailand + whores? Fly to Sydney to see Swanky? Buy a second house? Suggestions welcome.