Does anyone want to have pancakes today, around 12:30 ish, at Fat Nan’s in Brooklyn Park? Call me.
So things are getting bad again and I’ve started to track my blood glucose with this little glucose monitor thing to see if I can learn anything. What I really want to track is insulin but you can’t track insulin without a lab test so glucose will have to do. You can mostly infer insulin [...]
Chick and dude walk into cafe this morning, about an hour ago. Since then the chick has been on the phone that entire time. Why the fuck do you bother coming here if this is your interaction? And it’s not some important business call that came through unexpectedly; it’s just normal blabbering about nothing. The [...]
I just overheard a cop at the cafe talking about how she reads Garfield every day because it’s ‘hilarious.’ I think that if someone thinks Garfield is hilarious they probably shouldn’t be allowed to have any sort of firearm.
The other day TLAT Pam sent this link of hair metal videos on YouTube. I watched a bunch of these, including the one for White Lion’s “Wait” which you should watch. Here are some observations: 1. Can you believe this ever happened? I mean, there’s a stretch where the singer is standing on stage, dressed [...]
Got to cafe 5 mins before they opened, narrowly beating ‘alternative medicine’ dude who smokes like an effing chimney and who’s been stealing my spot for the last two months. Ha! Also, I’ve forgotten to update on this lately, but the tally stands at 11 total submissions of six different stories, which have resulted in [...]
Due to the volume of manuscripts received each day, we now respond to most submissions via this form. Unfortunately, I’ve decided to pass on this story. Listed below are the most frequent reasons we reject a submission. Any marked reasons means your story fits into that category. [ ] Does not have an adequate science [...]