I know this is utter snobbery, but I don’t care. If someone wants to take me to task for it, that’s fine. But:
I remember when, if you went to a cafe, it was filled with weirdos and creative people — wannabe writers, idiot philosophers, the occasional friends catching up or couples on a date. Now it’s filled with all these business choads having their ‘meetings’ and talking about their ‘opportunities’, and semi-literate retards browsing the web and playing minesweeper.
You fucking choads are taking up the tables which I was sitting at before you even knew there was a fucking internet, okay? When you were investigating the possibilities of network marketing and selling crap jewelry, I was doing Important Work over there, and now all the spots are taken up by your gay briefcases and stupid Dell laptops that you barely even know how to use.
Fucking dicks. Go back to your stupid offices to make your stupid phone calls.