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District 9

is the best movie I’ve seen in recent memory, and really inspiring, which you might find surprising since it’s bleak and awful and makes you hate humanity. But the inspiring thing is that it uses a science fiction setting to really address some hard issues. I said to Monica: some people will leave theaters thinking about how poverty and racism turns people into animals, and how the people who impose this poverty turn into monsters -

some people will be thinking about these important and difficult topics who would NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT WERE IT NOT DISGUISED AS SCIENCE FICTION. I was in Elk River today and when I was merging onto the highway I saw a woman in an SUV with a bumper sticker: “Annoy a liberal: work hard and be happy.” Now, this is almost certainly somebody I would hate deeply and profoundly if I talked to her. And yet, this chick, and her whole asshat family, might see District 9, and a trickle of an idea might penetrate the bowl of macaroni and cheese that passes for her brain.

And how awesome is that? How inspiring is that? I’ve done stuff like teach English to Somali refugees and educate people about instant runoff voting at a farmer’s market, but really, that’s so small, and who knows if it really matters, and anybody could do it. But if I could write the kind of story that only I could write, and it could actually get past people’s defenses and show them something important – well, that would be something.

  • gray
    ahh, bummer, i missed the response
    from the 17th and in fact haven't seen
    any of the new blogs yet, but as time
    is a fleeing whimsical mistress,
    i'll just throw up a little flak...

    one problem is umbrella terms.
    like liberal.
    what does that mean?
    broad-mindedness - sure, it's generally good to have an open mind
    favors reform and progress - err, depends, some reforms and progress suck.
    tolerant of change - yeah, depends on the change, the stock market goes up: good change, the stock market goes down: bad change. we change the coasts into god-fearing myopic trolls: bad bad bad.
    big, plentiful - a liberal spray from his can of anthrax: poor gamesmanship.

    while i grant conservatives are an occasionally fetid bunch,
    i do find frequent boneheaded vacuity with liberals
    who don't look any farther into the science or reasoning or ramifications of their opinions/actions
    than what they read on their organic/vegan/wholefoods flyer
    handed out by dirty, patchouli-wearing, dreadlocked, co-ed, greenpeace missionaries.

    and so i giggle at the nose-thumbing from the suv lady,
    even as i shake my imaginary fist at not being able to see
    past her fat ass at what traffic there might be up ahead.
    and i actually appreciate the "work hard and be happy"
    rah rah rah part of her plastic dissertation.
    that she uses it as a wedge to separate herself from the wooly liberal
    does strike a dissonant note and
    goes against most of my experience
    with overly-educated, impassioned,
    if at times too empathetic, liberals.

    while tempered by a short-fuse and
    general distaste for everyone,
    i was groomed to withhold judgement
    based on preconceived prejudice, slogans and stereotypes
    in favor of drilling down and finding out the
    entertaining bizarro idiosyncrasies
    hidden just beneath the surface in most people.
    it's also entertaining to find the boundaries
    of someones knowledge about whatever
    strongly held belief they are currently pushing.

    blah blah blah. keep up the good fight.
  • I got another bumper sticker for you:

    Hug a logger. You'll never go back to trees.
  • Gray, the part that's the problem is that this chick, and a big part of the populace, don't associate liberals with the people who fought for civil rights, women's rights, regulatory bodies to keep your sausage free of bovine offal and to keep the Mississippi river from being a dumping ground for toxic sludge, but are rather a bunch of killjoy schoolmarms trying to ruin the righteous and Jesus-ordained fun of Real Americans.

    I admit that I still haven't reached the level of zen sufficient to not let that bother me. I've been thinking a lot about this topic lately, and I'm not entirely sure what is to be wished for; if I really want to be the sort of person who's just wryly amused by everything instead of getting upset when people are obviously stupid and shortsighted and unjust. Surely the wryly-amused state would be better for my own mental health, but maybe pursuing my own mental health in these matters is less noble than I should aspire to.

    The funniest thing is that a few years ago I resisted describing myself as a 'liberal.' But then 'liberal' came to mean a person who lacked far-reaching brain damage, and here we are.

  • Mr. Fahrenheit
    Wow. Bumper stickers by there very nature are stupid. Why make yourself a target of someone not amused? I especially like the political candidate stickers. "My guy won, I didn't vote for that guy, Paul Wellstone is still dead." I mean really, what's the point?

    So this woman in her SUV, which may not be environmentally sound, is probably a pretty safe vehicle for her asshat family. She probably doesn't view it as much of a status symbol when she's filling the tank. So with her macaroni and cheese brain, she has accomplished her mission; she's annoyed a liberal. ;)

    You're probably right about this woman, but then again, she could be like that annoying woman from the coffee shop.

    My personal favorite for bumper stickers other than my Queensryche "Revolution Calling" and "Speak the Word" ones has to be "Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

  • gray
    which part is the problem?
    working hard? being happy? annoying liberals? the SUV? the woman? elk river? the highway?
    presumably it's the bit about annoying liberals.
    there's nothing really wrong with that, is there?
    gotta keep them on their toes. it's not like it said,
    "shoot a liberal, they're probably not armed."
    hee hee, gotta git me one-ah dem.
  • I saw a bumper sticker that said -- To All The Virgins in the World: Thanks for Nothing.
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