Caribou this morning, between a loud-talking gym-teacher sort of guy, and some guy in a walker who has some disorder that makes him talk like a mixture of a muppet and Gentle Ben. This latter guy is apparently a doctor, which I deduce from the fact that the loud-talking guy keeps calling him “doctor.”
LT: The most important thing to have is your health.
D: My health is bad, though.
LT: I know.
D: I’m real bad.
LT: …
D: I’m never going to get better from this.
Within two minutes, perhaps sensing a change in atmosphere he’s not prepared to endure, the loud-talking guy takes his leave.
Jesus.