I know this isn’t the best way to jump back into posting, but this is funny as shit to any computer scientist. Excerpt:
C++ would be Islam - It takes C and not only keeps all its laws, but adds a very complex new set of laws on top of it. It’s so versatile that it can be used to be the foundation of anything, from great atrocities to beautiful works of art. Its followers are convinced that it is the ultimate universal language, and may be angered by those who disagree. Also, if you insult it or its founder, you’ll probably be threatened with death by more radical followers.
That should break the ice. And how about this: we got a cat, who is apparently half-psychotic.